• My child: Mom I found this CD in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid if it?
• Me: What's it called?
• My child: Umm Up All Night by some band called One Direction.
• Me: 
• My child: 
• Me: 
• My child: 
• Me: Larry, get Ziam and Lilo. I'm going to tell you a story.

I just want a Liam Payne.

louisthrustingskills:

Can you guys speak a foreign language? [x]

i tried playing it cool

but when i’m looking at you

fanficsbyallie:

katie perry’s on replay, she’s on replay

• What non-fans are expecting to see: 
•  This is such a rude trend!
•  Who trended this? I will give you three seconds to run
• How we actually are: 
•  I vote for Louis Tomlinson for Miss Universe
•  With a bum like that, winning for sure
• Non-fans reaction after reading: wtf?

clairesawyer:

Do you ever look at a boy and wonder all of the things you would do to him